Raising a son is awesome. As a father, I get to bond in a way with my little boy that is beyond words many times. But, every now and then I kind of have to question the games and/or antics I'm dragged into with my three year old son. Like this morning…
I wake up and head to the bathroom for the usual morning piss. As I am taking my stance at the toilet I hear Squirt behind me.
"Dad, I want to pee too!"
I expected him to wait until I'm done but no. He takes his stance right beside me and pulls out his little-man junk. Before I could say anything I hear.
"On your mark, get set, go!"
Talk about creative games. Anyway, we proceeded to simultaneously pee and it's no surprise that Squirt won that game. I never thought I would start today with a pissing race but that's my life, a dad 24/7.