My 5 year old can access the Android Market, do a search for any game, and download it yet he can’t tie his own shoelaces. #parentfail
Totally thought today was Friday and sent Squirt to school in casual clothes instead of his uniform. #dadfail #facepalm
Squirt and I just did his first Math homework and he kicked that Math homework’s ass.
As he got out of bed this morning, Squirt, went straight for his writing desk and started to write on his chalkboard. #prouddad
Last thing my son says to his mom last night before he goes to sleep is that he wants a brother. #bestwingmanever #d