Always look at your buddy’s girlfriend/wife as a sister. She can be a good looking sister, but still a sister.
— Love Dad
Category Archives: Dad’s Advice
Don’t make purchases you can’t afford, period.
— Love Dad
No one ever looks cool sporting a barely-there mustache, beard or goatee at puberty. Shave it. You can give it another shot when you’re about twenty-five years old. Sporting that coveted day-old-stubble look should be no problem by then.
— Love Dad
Be it your car with all the great memories, a guitar that shows the wear of endless jam sessions, that special baseball bat that helped you win the big game or whatever else may be your prized possession. Give it a name and make sure your best friends know its name too.
— Love Dad
Never leave your bike in the drive way. Also, when you have kids of your own, always make sure the drive way is clear of your kids toys before backing up. (Sorry for backing over your bike with the truck son. Don’t worry, I will fix it. — Love Dad)
Sometimes I will give you advice because sometimes, I really do know best. No sense in repeating my mistakes, son, but you certainly can learn from them.
— Love Dad
Don’t use credit cards, use debit cards. They do the same thing as credit cards and you don’t have to worry about the debt because you’re only spending the money you already have.
— Love Dad
1. Sandwiches always taste better when they are cut in half diagonally. 2. PB and J sandwiches should be made in advance of when you will eat them, they always taste better when the PB and J have had a chance to intermingle.
— Love Dad
Take care of your vehicle and your vehicle will take care of you. Trust me on this. You will depend on your vehicle in a lot of ways so make sure to take care of repairs and scheduled maintenance so you are less likely to be stranded somewhere you don’t want to be.
— Love Dad
To catch a pop fly in the sun, use your glove to shade your eyes. It’s bigger than your free hand and puts the leather in perfect position to snag the ball.
— Love Dad
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